What do you get for the person who has everything?

How about an Oreo cookie seperating device.

This has actually been invented.

Below, is the story of a man who claims not to like the creme filling in the middle of the Oreos... but he likes the cookies.

So, he's come up with an overly complicated device that not only splits the cookie in two, but also clears all the creme from both halves.

Some people have a little too much time on their hands...