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THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE
Not Sure what to do for Halloween? It is nice to know that some people have a plan. Star Wars nerds always seem to come out of the wood work this time of year. A Craigslist Ad has offended some sensitive types.... but I can`t help but be amused. As it is clearly a joke.....
Check out the screen shot of the ad"Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)
So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?"
The Ad has since been pulled by Craigslist. Cause you can use it for all sort of weird things but not a Joke?
MEDIA HAS NO FALCON THING TO BE ASHAMED OF
While covering the balloon boy story on Thursday, I suggested that the family might want to check the bedroom closet. Am I a genius or was I just trying to cover all possibilities? Of course that was not my first thought My first thought was WHAT? My second thought was who names their kid Falcon ?
The Media has been criticized for covering the story and it has been alleged that we now have egg on our face. How so?
The accusations look great now as Monday Morning quarterbacks
My FIRST BLOG...I DIDN'T BLAME THE PARENTS
COULD THIS BE ANY PARENTS FAULT ?
There is a new saying "Don't cry lost in a helium balloon." A six year old boy who was thought to be in a homemade mylar spaceship has been found hiding in the attic because his Dad yelled at him. Meanwhile CNN and other News organizations want to sign him up for four more seasons. Who knows what else this kid can dream UP. Did I say"UP"? Oh yeah kid they already did that movie. Ya got something else? And the hiding in the attic has been done as well. Work on it kid and get back to me.
The balloon flew over the Colorado dessert Thursday afternoon as people around the world waited in anticipation for good news. It was a story that everyone was talking about! Even the people who said that it wasn't news and shouldn't be covered didn't switch the station. While this is good news, it's not the way people wanted to hear it. Falcon Heene is the son of Richard and Mayumi Heene of Ft. Collins, Colo. His parents are storm chasers, and their chaotic parenting style was criticized by their "Wife Swap" family. Richard and Mayumi Heene have two other sons, Bradford and Royo. The boys were called monsters by many viewers.
Nobel;The Award for NOT being George Bush
Nobel;The Award for NOT being George Bush
World to Barack: You Had Me At Hello.
Norway, hot off the heals of winning the UN designation of "Best Country to Live in", makes the rest of the world wonder what is going on over there? Obama is the 2009 Nobel laureate. Although the UN does have about as much credibility as the Nobel Committee of Oslo. Critics say this is premature--he is peaking to early to say the least. I am not going to say the least,so that is why I will continue to write......
Roman Polanski "I'm a Celebrity -- Get Me Out Of Here!"
Roman Polanski "I'm a Celebrity -- Get Me Out Of Here!" You have to watch this video !!!
My recent interview with Mia Farrow was pretty interesting. I wanted to ask her about Roman Polanski because it seems that all celebrities are chiming in with an opinion. Not just Pete Townsend and Gary Glitter. The "whose who" of Hollywood types think he should be set free. Jewel, Debra Winger, Jonathan Demme, Sam Mendes, Mike Nichols, Martin Scorsese and Harvey Weinstein all signed a petition for his release. Whoopi Goldberg said quote, "I know it wasn't rape-rape. I think it was something else, but I don't believe it was rape-rape". I am guessing they all do NOT have 13 year old daughters. What is their stance on the kidnapping rapists who held Jaycee Dugard since 1991 in Lake Tahoe California in a shed in the back of his house ?
Apology or Why I am Sorry !
Here are some of your opinions on Tuesday`s show
Your show today regarding dead jokes andy MJ was disgraceful and I will not
be tuning in to listen to your show.
MJ was not found guilty by a jury of any crime and I think that you should
apologize to the listeners for the very low
Ain't no Saab Story , Pimping our national Ride
AIN'T NO SAAB STORY, PIMPING OUR NATIONAL RIDEEdward E. Whitacre Jr ,the 67-year-old former chairman of AT&T, has been appointed as the new chairman of GM. He will take post after the company emerges from chapter 11, despite admitting "I don’t know anything about cars". Perfect! You will fit right in ! A Hemi is something you get when you push too hard , right ? He sounds about as qualified as you and I to be owners of these companies... oops bad example. Turns out we are part owners. Now when someone calls OnStar, my cell phone rings. Lets hope they have better efficiency than we've seen from the Liberal Government and eHealth. We have 13.5 billion in both these companies. It would have been more but Harper didn't fall for it when they claimed they had to go talk to the manager if we didn't want the under coating. But don`t worry we will get our money back in 5 years or 10 trillion kilometres, whatever comes first. Executives claim they are in it for the long run or at least until Octomom`s kids grow up and learn to drive , then Cha -ching !
WO-MANNY RAMEREZ caught using steroids… hardly a Dodger
WO-MANNY RAMEREZ caught using steroids… hardly a Dodger......
As you know, steroids have become a huge dilemma in professional sports. The problem is the Leafs aren't’ taking enough of them!!
Du Maurier , Duh Moron EH?
Du Maurier , DUH Moron eh?
Not long ago I saw a guy smoking with a yellow Lance Armstrong "Live Strong" bracelet on his wrist. It reminded me of an earlier blog commenting on Bristol Palin preaching abstinence or Miss California lecturing about morals. This past week in a full-page advertisement inside Toronto Life magazine, du Maurier Canada boasts of its new "greener" cigarette packages. The green packaging will go good with your black lungs and yellow teeth . The package replaced the aluminum foil with normal paper. The idea is that environmentalists will feel better about killing themselves. I guess the way people who smoke "light" cigarettes do. Someone forgot to tell them that there is no "Light" cancer . The fact is, the package is biodegradable and so is your body. Al Gore warns smoking has a huge effect on global warming. Most people leave the room for a smoke when he speaks rather than be bored to death listening to him lecture. Point is I don't think there is a big market of green smokers that will be swayed to keep smoking . If they cared about the environment they won't throw their butts on the ground everywhere they go.
SPY THE FRIENDLY SKIES
Spy the friendly skies
The federal government is covering up a report on forcing airline passengers to bare all for security. How badly do you wanna fly? Are you ready to get naked for your country? Please put your hands together and get ready for Jimberly! Canadian airports are on the verge of installing new scanners that can see through passengers' clothing, performing a virtual strip-search --Peep Show. The scanners detect genitals and other body parts most people would rather keep concealed , with no cover and no minimum .This sounds just short of a shoe cam. They started testing the machines last year at the airport in Kelowna, B.C. , but won't release their report .The Canadian Air Transportation Security Authority claims 95% of passengers said they preferred the scanner to a conventional pat-down. As Greg Weston of Sun Media wrote this past week, that may be because they had no idea they were part of this virtual peep show . People were simply asked if they wanted to take part in helping test new safety screening technology.
Dhalla wants wrestling Refs to clear her name ??
FIRST I find these You tube Clips amusing given the Dhalla headlines
Alledge-DHALLA-ly
Tamil Tweets and Other Rants
Tamil Tweets and Other Twits
Tamil Charity walk goes wrong .Thousands show early for Bacel Ride for heart On the gardener Express Way and decide to wait for the start on June 7th
When trying to convince people you are NOT Terrorist , Try not to hide behind kids
Last Word On Mothers Day !!
Happy Mothers Day and Momisms
Do you know what the busiest long distance phone calling day of the year is ? Mother’s Day. A day to celebrate the women you blame all your problems on and remind you why you are in therapy. Mom always answers the phone by saying `guess who is in the hospital ? ( these 2 cd`s from Amy Borkoshy are Very Funny -- messages her Mom left on her answering machine )Some schools have banned Mothers and Fathers Day because it hurts children who don`t have one or the other or their parents are gay . Of course that will just make the kids rebel by making underground arts and crafts and smuggling the goods out . Many Moms have to do the job of Dad as well because there is no father around . That is why some ladies have mustaches .
NO MORE ACCIDENTS
No more Accidents.
I think it is terrible to tell your child that they were an accident . But with male contraceptives, men now have a say and there may not be anymore "accidents" .
It is true you will die . Well , Someday
First Check out the online Game ? Yes game SwineFighter
It is true you will die. Well, someday
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