"Hey Valanciunas! Don't spill your beer while you drive to the hoop, you big jerk!"
Actually, I didn't scream that particular insult at Jonas Valanciunas of the Toronto Raptors Wednesday night. I attended the game, you see, with my two little lads and we were at the ACC courtesy of the Raptors, who bestowed a bunch of free tickets to local schools.
Still, I did boo the big man a few times. Not that it seemed to bother him, however, as we were way up in the nosebleeds while JV enjoyed a career night, racking up 26 points and grabbing 12 rebounds; an impressive stat line that proves there really is no justice in the world.
Earlier this week, Valanciunas was charged with impaired driving after being spotted at a fast-food drive though with a bunch of beer bottles in his car. To his credit, Valanciunas apologized and the Raptors ...