1. No wonder the Liberals are environmentalists. They want to save the trees because that's where money grows from.
  2. Based on the the sentences handed down by our criminal justice system over the years there must be something about molesting dozens of children, raping women and murdering with illegal handguns that is very good for our economy. I have not been able to figure out exactly what it is about these crimes that has caused our governments to facilitate these soft laws, but when I do, I will let everyone know.
  3. I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's shit like this that gets the Liberals re-elected.
  4. At this rate, with carding eliminated, this problem should solve itself for good at this year's Caribbana parade.
  5. The solution for zoos is simple. To save endangered species from extinction, children must keep parents on a leash at all times.
  6. I think this is best said in french: It's about fucking time.
  7. They appear fine to me. Damn fine.
  8. Carding and more police officers does nothing to solve the real problem this community, which is the reluctancy and oftentimes outright refusal to come forward and even concealment of gang members and gun weapons offenders. To change a very deeply rooted cultural belief system and inherent distrust of police officers is nothing short of impossible and no financial incentive program or community outreach has been able to make any headway on the matter. It's time to get serious with the mouth shutters.
  9. Harassment? How about sexual assault? The Liberals have been raping us for 13 years.