After being influenced by great super groups like Asia, The Traveling Wilberries and

the Moore in the Morning 845 round table,  Marvel Comics looked to top this with a

bunch of characters known as The Crime Fighter Sausage Fest later changing their name

to the Avengers. They consist of: IronMan, The Hulkster, Thor, Cap. America, Black Widow,

and Gerry Mathers as The Beav. They all have great powers but none as good as Stan Lee's

skill to take credit for others peoples' efforts.

Scarlett Johanson plays the Black Widow, and despite her curves she says she still has

"body concerns." That is crazy! Have you seen the movie? She should have

"acting worries." All of the Heros had to learn their roles.  Captain America studied under

Ted Nugent. The Hulk followed the great works of Mel Gibson. Thor used some of Roger

Clemens' old drugs and Ironman is neither Iron or a Man, but actually a former crack head.

The film had one of the biggest openings ( insert Octomom joke here) since coming out on Star

Wars Day ( May The Forth be with you ) a nerd perfect storm of Virginpalooza proportions.

I am going to have to give this one 2 middle fingers up. I didn't think it seemed real. If they really

were "Avengers" they would have blown up the theatre I walked out of because of all the yakking and cell

phones. And if they really wanted to make me believe they're, they'd make Nicolas Cage

disappear before he makes another Ghost Rider movie.